15 lawak paling lawak tahun 2009

sambil2 buat lab.. harini line tenet ok pulak

tergelak2 bila membaca lawak2 ni..

aku letak sikit yg diantara best

ade gak yg ntah.. tak lawak pun =p

bila kita dengan kawan kita.. semuanya ade sense of humor masing2.. memang seronok.. hilang tensen.. buat kita gelak.. walau ade juga masaalah..hehe

sense of humor.. anugerah dari Allah.. alhamdulillah

cuma yg dilucahkan tu.. kesilapan manusia itu sendiri.. nauzubillah...

enjoy!!!! nak lagi..klik cni

1. Duck in a Bar
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".

The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?
-- Scott Pruitt

2. Case Study
I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responded by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't come over to your place tonight!"

With everyone in the restaurant staring, Justin crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated. A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized.

"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you," she said, "but I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying human reaction to embarrassing situations."

At the top of his lungs Justin responded, "What do you mean, two hundred dollars?"
-- J. Smodish

3. Chasers
A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing, reads

"If you drink and drive, we'll provide the chasers."
-- Joann Berntsen

4. Climate Change
According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we'll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, nothing is going to change.
-- Arthur Carlson